something like a bird within her sang

I'm a realist - when life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

  • 27th March
    2012
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Cookie Monster gets me. This is me on a diet, which is right now. 

Cookie Monster gets me. This is me on a diet, which is right now. 

  • 15th March
    2012
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Today someone I know posted on a social networking site, “Just because you put a cute shirt over your muffin top does not make you a cupcake.” And to that I say, how about you fuck right off. Do what you love and wear what makes you feel beautiful. We are all different shapes, sizes, colors, etc. and that’s what makes this world awesome. If you wanna be a cupcake, be a cupcake darling, and tell the skinny judgmental bitches to take a bite. 

Today someone I know posted on a social networking site, “Just because you put a cute shirt over your muffin top does not make you a cupcake.” And to that I say, how about you fuck right off. Do what you love and wear what makes you feel beautiful. We are all different shapes, sizes, colors, etc. and that’s what makes this world awesome. If you wanna be a cupcake, be a cupcake darling, and tell the skinny judgmental bitches to take a bite. 

  • 11th March
    2012
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  • 10th March
    2012
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  • 28th February
    2012
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If you are ever depressed, watch this video of a piggy eating a grape. I wanna squish her. <3

  • 28th February
    2012
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  • 28th February
    2012
  • 28

Remember when JFK was revered as the first Catholic president? Isn’t that what you’re going for Rick? Why are you so deliciously STUPID? I’m officially obsessed with this idiot, mostly because Andy Samberg’s impression of him is amazing.

(via taylorp)

  • 28th February
    2012
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  • 22nd February
    2012
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  • 22nd January
    2012
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Austin Scarlett is basically the only happy part of this entire, miserable, sick, crying terrible weekend. Wahhh. 

Austin Scarlett is basically the only happy part of this entire, miserable, sick, crying terrible weekend. Wahhh.